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pissimistic

Having a pessimistic attitude that generally pisses off others around you.
Why is he always going around saying bad things about me? He's acting really pissimistic!
pissimistic by AJbeta October 19, 2008

pissimistic

From "pissy" + "pessimistic"; when someone exaggerates a situation to make it sound way worse than it actually is, typically to the point of everybody hating it. Often used for overly dramatic YouTube videos that claim that certain brands are dying.
Person 1: "Hey! That YouTuber made a video about how that video game brand is dying and that everybody is leaving it!"

Person 2: "Bro is being pissimistic."
pissimistic by JoseGama12345 November 1, 2025

pissimistic

From "pissy" + "pessimistic"; pessimistic clickbait, when someone exaggerates a situation to make it sound way worse than it actually is, typically to the point of everybody hating it. Often used for overly dramatic YouTube videos that claim that certain brands are dying.
Person 1: "Hey! That YouTuber made a video about how that video game brand is dying and that everybody is leaving it!"

Person 2: "Bro is being pissimistic."
pissimistic by JoseGama12345 November 1, 2025

Pissimistic

I'm dreading going to the toilet, I'm so pissimistic.
Pissimistic by Habibol51 September 28, 2026

Cautiously Pessimistic 

An increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché "cautiously optimistic". As the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. Therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.
My cat is always cautiously pessimistic when inspecting anything new that I bring into the house.

posimistic 

A posimistic person is someone who has a very positive, affirmative, optimistic, favorable outlook on life.

It's actually a combination of the words postive and optimistic, hence " posimistic", "posimist " & " posimism ".

The opposite would of-course be "negamistic" , "negamist ", " negamism ", which is a combination of the words " negative " and " pessimistic " !
"Charlie is always posimistic, expecting the best in this best of all possible worlds, but sooner rather than later he must come to the realization that he cannot have his cake and eat it too !"
posimistic by Uncle Wally esq. June 16, 2009
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