pisswhistle

The penis, dick, or cock of a man. the pisswhistle can be played with the mouth, vagina, or anus.

Hey bitch, come play my pisswhistle!

by Benton Acker February 28, 2006

piss whistle

An unpleasant person.

Influenza wouldn't dare go near that fucking piss whistle.

by themilkofothers March 31, 2016

Piss whistle

Musical instrument from the same musical family as the 'Pink Oboe' or 'Bed Flute'.

Play us a tune on the old piss whistle Marjorie!

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by effinG123 June 8, 2010

Pussywhistle

A name that makes other unusual names seem less horrid such as Audio Science. Never to be used as a first name. Something you should never name your child.

A Hollywood actress named her son Audio Science but thats a helluva lot better than Pussywhistle.

by Periwinkle. August 28, 2005

pussywhistle

That one douche in your crew that comes along when all your boys are tryin to get laid and wrecks the vibe, causing all females that were on the hook to scatter. Often the most drunk or most annoying guy you know employing all kinds of game crushing bullshit.

Dammit, we better lock up this crew fast because here comes Thomas blowing his pussywhistle.

by Drucifersden November 10, 2013

pisswhiskers

Whiskers around the female urethra that urine passes over/through when urinating.

Also used to release frusteration. Instead of saying "oh, fuck!" Instead, say "awe, pisswhiskers" Can also be used alone.

You are notified you've been terminated from a mediochre job. Your response..."Pisswhiskers" or "oh, pisswhiskers".

by pstage May 8, 2010

Pigwhistle

Interjection used since the 70's as an alternative to swear-words in polite company, also fishwhistle and bogwhistle.

Upon striking thumb accidentally with hammer : 'Pigwhistle !! The bleeding nail moved !!'

by Tom Pearce September 16, 2005