pisslocks
pisslocks by traveling bob August 15, 2006
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pisspocket
noun - term used to describe a female after a male has urinated in her womb in order to relieve spermatazoa build-up pressure within his prostate, allowing him to continue coitus without orgasm.
not to be confused with the "bronson hotpocket", the term used to describe a form of anal sex and involving urination.
not to be confused with the "bronson hotpocket", the term used to describe a form of anal sex and involving urination.
noun - as spoken, "that girl is garys pisspocket, because he doesnt like the feel of condoms, and shes catholic."
pisspocket by terranaut November 19, 2007
pisslocation
A technique taught to us by bats in 5000 BC that involves letting the stream of urine flow towards the toilet, then calculating how to adjust the stream according to the amount of back splash and sound created by the urine striking the bowl of the toilet.
pisslocation by Ameng November 23, 2013
pissocks
Combination of piss and bollocks once uttered by yours truly after spilling coffee on myself like a twat. Decided it sounded good so now us it all the time when I make a cunt of myself.
pissocks by Stillwater blue March 4, 2010
Pissblocked
When you try to walk into a bathroom to piss, but the door is closed and you almost run into it (usually only occurs when the door is located around a corner, etc)
Person 1: "Fuck, I just tried to take a piss, but the door was closed and I almost ran into it"
Person 2: "PISSBLOCKED"
Person 2: "PISSBLOCKED"
Pissblocked by Cockmeat McGillicutty March 11, 2009
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