choc shoc

Shocking yourself or other by mistakenly identifying melted chocolate as shit.
Andrea alleviated Michael choc shoc by explaining that the brown stain on the bedsheet was not from her arse but from a late night chocolate snack. Staring into Michael’s eyes, Andrea seductively licked the brown smear to allay any remaining doubt.
by Smooax March 05, 2021
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dunny high flick

Flicking open a public toilet door with a high kick so you don’t have to touch the handle
There is no way I’m touching that... either we wait for some one to come in or I gonna kick it with a Dunny High Flick
by Smooax August 29, 2020
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friendthapist

Your go to friend for support and guidance when it comes to mental health stuff.

(A friendthapist can also be know as a friendcellor depending if you’re more into therapy or counselling.)
Max regularly hit up Kim her go to friendthapist when shit got heavy.
by Smooax September 01, 2020
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bouchaburp

A tasty fermented burp that results from slamming down a kombucha beverage.
Tim “Mmmm that bouchaburp be naturally tasty.

Hey dude, does it smell as good as it tastes?
by Smooax August 31, 2020
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toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
by Smooax September 04, 2020
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chasing the mona

Forever chasing the high you got from your first trip to Mona
An air of melancholy surrounded Mette as she lay in the park on a pubie blanket. She wasn’t quite ready to acknowledge to Max that she might forever be chasing the Mona
by Smooax September 03, 2020
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sacangst

The nervous angst felt prior to sitting a SAC.
Exasperation is further heightened by the knowledge that by the time it is scored, ranked, reviewed and bell curved it may have a negligible impact on your final ATAR score.
Holly’s sacangst was undeniable as I drove her to school to sit another SAC.
by Smooax August 31, 2020
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