Definitions by Smooax
Pizza slut
The name given to skiers by snow boarders. (Derived from the snow plow technique that forms a pizza slice shape with ski’s)
While on chairlifts, Jess showed her distain for skiers by flicking snow from her snowboard onto the Pizza sluts below.
Pizza slut by Smooax August 28, 2022
choc shoc
Andrea alleviated Michael choc shoc by explaining that the brown stain on the bedsheet was not from her arse but from a late night chocolate snack. Staring into Michael’s eyes, Andrea seductively licked the brown smear to allay any remaining doubt.
FAKE CLEAN
A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
FAKE CLEAN by Smooax September 4, 2020
toot the turd
Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
toot the turd by Smooax September 4, 2020
chasing the mona
An air of melancholy surrounded Mette as she lay in the park on a pubie blanket. She wasn’t quite ready to acknowledge to Max that she might forever be chasing the Mona
chasing the mona by Smooax September 3, 2020
friendthapist
Your go to friend for support and guidance when it comes to mental health stuff.
(A friendthapist can also be know as a friendcellor depending if you’re more into therapy or counselling.)
(A friendthapist can also be know as a friendcellor depending if you’re more into therapy or counselling.)
friendthapist by Smooax September 1, 2020