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There is no way I’m touching that... either we wait for some one to come in or I gonna kick it with a Dunny High Flick
by Smooax August 29, 2020
Get the dunny high flick mug.Andrea alleviated Michael choc shoc by explaining that the brown stain on the bedsheet was not from her arse but from a late night chocolate snack. Staring into Michael’s eyes, Andrea seductively licked the brown smear to allay any remaining doubt.
by Smooax March 5, 2021
Get the choc shoc mug.Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
by Smooax September 4, 2020
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(A friendthapist can also be know as a friendcellor depending if you’re more into therapy or counselling.)
(A friendthapist can also be know as a friendcellor depending if you’re more into therapy or counselling.)
by Smooax September 1, 2020
Get the friendthapist mug.After drinking too many G and T ‘s the night before, Ash went in hard for a tackle and felt some soccarrhoea escape.
by Smooax August 29, 2020
Get the Soccarrhoea mug.A predominantly beige coloured blanket found in the wardrobe of most hotel rooms. The dominant characteristics of a pubie blanket is that it is infrequently or never washed, is embedded with a numerous pubic hairs (hence it’s name) and adorned with a variety of stains (often crusty).
Mette lay on the pubie blanket she had coveted from her hotel room. Her ever curious mind racing to analyze and identify the most likely source of each of the blanket’s stains.
by Smooax August 31, 2020
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