Smooax's definitions

Sockarrhea

When you you shit out a sock

My hungry puppy just had a bad case of sockarrhea

by Smooax August 30, 2020

Signature move

Your own unique dance move that you break out on special occasions to bring joy to your mates.

It’s not a party unless Cheryl rocks her signature move.

by Smooax August 30, 2020

friendthapist

Your go to friend for support and guidance when it comes to mental health stuff.

(A friendthapist can also be know as a friendcellor depending if you’re more into therapy or counselling.)

Max regularly hit up Kim her go to friendthapist when shit got heavy.

by Smooax September 1, 2020

pisslates

The ability to effectively engage your core muscles when drunk so as to avoid injury.

After a few too many fat lambs, Madi used her pisslates skills to avoid a nasty fall as she descended the stairs at her formal.

by Smooax September 1, 2020

pubie blanket

A predominantly beige coloured blanket found in the wardrobe of most hotel rooms. The dominant characteristics of a pubie blanket is that it is infrequently or never washed, is embedded with a numerous pubic hairs (hence it’s name) and adorned with a variety of stains (often crusty).

Mette lay on the pubie blanket she had coveted from her hotel room. Her ever curious mind racing to analyze and identify the most likely source of each of the blanket’s stains.

by Smooax August 31, 2020

Soccarrhoea

Experiencing diarrhoea while playing soccer.

After drinking too many G and T ‘s the night before, Ash went in hard for a tackle and felt some soccarrhoea escape.

by Smooax August 29, 2020

chasing the mona

Forever chasing the high you got from your first trip to Mona

An air of melancholy surrounded Mette as she lay in the park on a pubie blanket. She wasn’t quite ready to acknowledge to Max that she might forever be chasing the Mona

by Smooax September 3, 2020