by Smooax August 29, 2020
Get the weestackmug. A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 04, 2020
Get the FAKE CLEANmug. Your go to friend for support and guidance when it comes to mental health stuff.
(A friendthapist can also be know as a friendcellor depending if you’re more into therapy or counselling.)
(A friendthapist can also be know as a friendcellor depending if you’re more into therapy or counselling.)
by Smooax September 01, 2020
Get the friendthapistmug. The name given to skiers by snow boarders. (Derived from the snow plow technique that forms a pizza slice shape with ski’s)
While on chairlifts, Jess showed her distain for skiers by flicking snow from her snowboard onto the Pizza sluts below.
by Smooax August 28, 2022
Get the Pizza slutmug. After a few too many fat lambs, Madi used her pisslates skills to avoid a nasty fall as she descended the stairs at her formal.
by Smooax September 01, 2020
Get the pisslatesmug. A predominantly beige coloured blanket found in the wardrobe of most hotel rooms. The dominant characteristics of a pubie blanket is that it is infrequently or never washed, is embedded with a numerous pubic hairs (hence it’s name) and adorned with a variety of stains (often crusty).
Mette lay on the pubie blanket she had coveted from her hotel room. Her ever curious mind racing to analyze and identify the most likely source of each of the blanket’s stains.
by Smooax August 31, 2020
Get the pubie blanketmug. After drinking too many G and T ‘s the night before, Ash went in hard for a tackle and felt some soccarrhoea escape.
by Smooax August 29, 2020
Get the Soccarrhoeamug.