Smooax's definitions
Andrea alleviated Michael choc shoc by explaining that the brown stain on the bedsheet was not from her arse but from a late night chocolate snack. Staring into Michael’s eyes, Andrea seductively licked the brown smear to allay any remaining doubt.
by Smooax March 5, 2021
Get the choc shocmug. Your go to friend for support and guidance when it comes to mental health stuff.
(A friendthapist can also be know as a friendcellor depending if you’re more into therapy or counselling.)
(A friendthapist can also be know as a friendcellor depending if you’re more into therapy or counselling.)
by Smooax September 1, 2020
Get the friendthapistmug. There is no way I’m touching that... either we wait for some one to come in or I gonna kick it with a Dunny High Flick
by Smooax August 29, 2020
Get the dunny high flickmug. The name given to skiers by snow boarders. (Derived from the snow plow technique that forms a pizza slice shape with ski’s)
While on chairlifts, Jess showed her distain for skiers by flicking snow from her snowboard onto the Pizza sluts below.
by Smooax August 28, 2022
Get the Pizza slutmug. After drinking too many G and T ‘s the night before, Ash went in hard for a tackle and felt some soccarrhoea escape.
by Smooax August 29, 2020
Get the Soccarrhoeamug. A predominantly beige coloured blanket found in the wardrobe of most hotel rooms. The dominant characteristics of a pubie blanket is that it is infrequently or never washed, is embedded with a numerous pubic hairs (hence it’s name) and adorned with a variety of stains (often crusty).
Mette lay on the pubie blanket she had coveted from her hotel room. Her ever curious mind racing to analyze and identify the most likely source of each of the blanket’s stains.
by Smooax August 31, 2020
Get the pubie blanketmug. by Smooax September 1, 2020
Get the watermelon highmug.