Andrea alleviated Michael choc shoc by explaining that the brown stain on the bedsheet was not from her arse but from a late night chocolate snack. Staring into Michael’s eyes, Andrea seductively licked the brown smear to allay any remaining doubt.
by Smooax March 05, 2021

There is no way I’m touching that... either we wait for some one to come in or I gonna kick it with a Dunny High Flick
by Smooax August 29, 2020

Your go to friend for support and guidance when it comes to mental health stuff.
(A friendthapist can also be know as a friendcellor depending if you’re more into therapy or counselling.)
(A friendthapist can also be know as a friendcellor depending if you’re more into therapy or counselling.)
by Smooax September 01, 2020

by Smooax August 31, 2020

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
by Smooax September 04, 2020

An air of melancholy surrounded Mette as she lay in the park on a pubie blanket. She wasn’t quite ready to acknowledge to Max that she might forever be chasing the Mona
by Smooax September 03, 2020

The nervous angst felt prior to sitting a SAC.
Exasperation is further heightened by the knowledge that by the time it is scored, ranked, reviewed and bell curved it may have a negligible impact on your final ATAR score.
Exasperation is further heightened by the knowledge that by the time it is scored, ranked, reviewed and bell curved it may have a negligible impact on your final ATAR score.
by Smooax August 31, 2020
