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pissiness 

the quality of being overly finicky, self-absorbed, patently assinine and absurdly self-important
A principal attribute required for current WH staff is extreme pissiness - for example, "White House Senior Advisor Stephen Miller aims to make it harder for legal immigrants to become citizens or get green cards if they have received government benefits, like Obamacare" (which they were legally required to obtain.)
pissiness by johnnypissoff August 13, 2018
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pissiest bitch in the kitchen 

Who is the pissiest bitch in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsey of course.
Ale is full of pussyness when she asked me to square up.
pussyness by Anahi July 15, 2016
"Man, he pulls this crap all the time. It's straight up pussiness."
Pussiness by Dafuqisthis August 23, 2011

pausiness 

Deliberate use of an interruption or a break between words spoken.
The extended pausiness of the lyrics allow one to focus on the meaning of this song.
pausiness by Matt Browning October 31, 2006

plusiness 

An activity or event that combines business and pleasure. Dangerous at office gatherings.
1.

Bruce: I hear you got a meeting with Miss Smith from marketing tonight. Is it business or pleasure?

Blue: Plusiness, mate. *winks*

2.

Jack: Whoah, is that the porn star from 'Thirsty Bitches'?

Jake: Yeah, dude. We got down to some serious plusiness.

Jack: Get in there.

3.

Jane was fired for engaging in plusiness with the boss.
plusiness by Jovian09 January 8, 2010

pissfitness 

Being able to handle your drink so well, that you become immune to drunkenness. The level of 'smashed' can no longer be reached.

These types of people do not get drunk. They get piss fit. The more years in which they spend being piss fit, increases their pissfitness.
Boyfriend: "You drink too much"
Girlfriend: " I'm raising my level of pissfitness OK"?
pissfitness by Netty11 March 7, 2014