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A punch in the head.
Bob: Chad had a hell of a black eye this morning. What happened to him?
Tony: He was trash-talking last night, so I gave him some face respect.
Bob: Ouch.
Tony: He was trash-talking last night, so I gave him some face respect.
Bob: Ouch.
by Jovian09 September 19, 2010
Get the face respect mug.Sexualised imagery, or interpretation, of overweight females. Like cheesecake or beefcake, only fat.
Bruce: My GOD, that's Big Bertha from down the street. A shame, she used to be so hot.
Blue: She's still a slammin' piece of poundcake.
Bruce: ...
Blue: She's still a slammin' piece of poundcake.
Bruce: ...
by Jovian09 January 17, 2010
Get the poundcake mug.Attractive females from south Asia, e.g. India or Bangladesh. The word, when used, objectifies said females.
by Jovian09 January 17, 2010
Get the curry mug.An attractive French female. So named for the ham, cheese and egg sandwich with which she shares her nation of origin.
by Jovian09 January 17, 2010
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Bruce: I hear you got a meeting with Miss Smith from marketing tonight. Is it business or pleasure?
Blue: Plusiness, mate. *winks*
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Jack: Whoah, is that the porn star from 'Thirsty Bitches'?
Jake: Yeah, dude. We got down to some serious plusiness.
Jack: Get in there.
3.
Jane was fired for engaging in plusiness with the boss.
Bruce: I hear you got a meeting with Miss Smith from marketing tonight. Is it business or pleasure?
Blue: Plusiness, mate. *winks*
2.
Jack: Whoah, is that the porn star from 'Thirsty Bitches'?
Jake: Yeah, dude. We got down to some serious plusiness.
Jack: Get in there.
3.
Jane was fired for engaging in plusiness with the boss.
by Jovian09 January 8, 2010
Get the plusiness mug.To be equipped with a condom. Usually as a precaution for the possibility of a sexual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.
1.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.
2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.
2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.
by Jovian09 June 23, 2009
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