pissfitness 

Being able to handle your drink so well, that you become immune to drunkenness. The level of 'smashed' can no longer be reached.

These types of people do not get drunk. They get piss fit. The more years in which they spend being piss fit, increases their pissfitness.

Boyfriend: "You drink too much"
Girlfriend: " I'm raising my level of pissfitness OK"?

pissfitness by Netty11 March 7, 2014

pissiness 

the quality of being overly finicky, self-absorbed, patently assinine and absurdly self-important

A principal attribute required for current WH staff is extreme pissiness - for example, "White House Senior Advisor Stephen Miller aims to make it harder for legal immigrants to become citizens or get green cards if they have received government benefits, like Obamacare" (which they were legally required to obtain.)

pissiness by johnnypissoff August 13, 2018

pissuiness

urinary business

none of your pissuiness

pissuiness by GABEBESTX1771 February 18, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022