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Pastiness 

1. The quality of being pale or unhealthy-looking; of being pasty.

2. Collective noun for a group of pasty (usually white) people, particularly the type that inhabit their parents' basement and rarely venture outdoors or engage in social interaction.
"His skin had acquired the pastiness that comes of a life spent entirely indoors"

"A pastiness coalesced outside the comic book store in anticipation of the release of DC's latest Wonder Woman special"

"A large pastiness formed outside Parliament House today protesting the government's intentions to review its game censorship laws. Two passing policeman were able to dispel the crowd before major sunburns could set in, but only after repeated threats to call the ringleaders' parents"
Pastiness by Charlemagne1993 October 2, 2016
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whore of pastiness 

See pasty.

Also known as a "pasty hoe," it is a common insult used when someone will not (in the words of Avril Lavigne) "give it up to you this time."

Ex: I want my Ovaltine please, you pasty hoe!

Also: A white prostitute.
Man 1: That chick is a total Pasty Hoe. She won't have sex with me.
Man 2: She does everything else, though!

That bitch was the whore of pastiness. She practically glowed in the dark.
whore of pastiness by me. December 26, 2004

Rascal Pasties 

Eye-catching apparel for the feet.
Goose (entering bar from side entrance): "Word"
Whitto: "Mate, have a gander at Goose's new brogues..."
Kev: "Fuck Me!! Check them Rascal Pasties!!!"
Rascal Pasties by JimiBiz August 24, 2008

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness 

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.
Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

paiteness 

1. A man of, or around the age of 28

2. A man who has this seductive aura around him that make the ladies come to him; sexy

3. A man who is good with his words and would be considered a Casanova.
Melody felt like she was being drawn into the mysterious strange's paiteness eyes.
paiteness by Ella Mackinson February 12, 2010
The concept that someone is being a pussy.
"Man, he pulls this crap all the time. It's straight up pussiness."
Pussiness by Dafuqisthis August 23, 2011
glue-on nipple patches with or without tassles. some peole may consider tape patches over nipples as pasties, but that's debatable.
it would be really funny if there were a law that all fat guys could not wear shirts and had to wear pasties in public.
pasties by minghi May 17, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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