Pieness, derived from the word pie, is a word used to describe someone who is special and dear to you. It can also resemble words of endearment such as ‘cupcake’, ‘cutie pie’, ‘lover’ etc.
Good morning my pieness, I miss you so much my pieness. You are looking so beautiful pieness. “How is the most beautiful lady in the land doing? My pieness!”
A principal attribute required for current WH staff is extreme pissiness - for example, "White House Senior Advisor Stephen Miller aims to make it harder for legal immigrants to become citizens or get green cards if they have received government benefits, like Obamacare" (which they were legally required to obtain.)