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peziness 

the best way to say nipples. It can also be said as "pezones" in Spanish language. It is the mix of "piness" and "pezones"
hey, what did you do?
I've just touched your peziness, is that wrong?
peziness by Xaxumbecriosan December 16, 2014
Pieness, derived from the word pie, is a word used to describe someone who is special and dear to you. It can also resemble words of endearment such as ‘cupcake’, ‘cutie pie’, ‘lover’ etc.
Good morning my pieness, I miss you so much my pieness. You are looking so beautiful pieness. “How is the most beautiful lady in the land doing? My pieness!”
Pieness by Imkitta June 29, 2021

peziness 

he doesn't like his peziness
peziness by robotnik2 December 15, 2014

Pitchness 

The act of giving as much love humanly possible at one given time.
1. I love you!=Pitchness!
2. I will do anything for you!= Pitchness!
Pitchness by Creeperz17 May 30, 2010

pissiness 

the quality of being overly finicky, self-absorbed, patently assinine and absurdly self-important
A principal attribute required for current WH staff is extreme pissiness - for example, "White House Senior Advisor Stephen Miller aims to make it harder for legal immigrants to become citizens or get green cards if they have received government benefits, like Obamacare" (which they were legally required to obtain.)
pissiness by johnnypissoff August 13, 2018

Pierceness 

The ability for a person to willingly embarrass themselves
He has some major Pierceness
Pierceness by Bro,idk April 5, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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