pinced

When your grandma grabs your rectum

You could say ‘damn grandma you just pinced my balls’

by Elliebadgalbcwilliams May 2, 2018

Ball pinced

When you pinch your balls on accident.

I just got Ball Pinched.

by Nate G. March 28, 2005

pinched cheek shuffle

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.

The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.

by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

pined

To be hit by a pine tree, such as when driving at high speeds through a forest.

Dude, I was riding my bike in the mountains in GTA V and I got pined so hard.

by Ltmonkeyman February 11, 2015

Madeira Pince-Nez

Similar to beer goggles, but for the more refined. Synonymous with the 'sherry monocle'.

"Stephen Fry doesn't have beer goggles, he has Madeira Pince-Nez."

by Jonathan Cooper December 1, 2006

pinned-back

When a human or animal has had too much marijuana

That guy is pinned-back after that last bong hit

by emilejfagerstromiv December 10, 2018

Lobster pincer

An extremely complicated but yet rewarding chess move, where a player successfully checks the enemy player's king and forces checkmate in the next move. The tactic must have two offensive attackers (i.e a queen and a pawn) that together synergize into a victory. The move is developed by chess grandmaster, Félix "xQc" Lengyel, and is a part of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy with other strategies such as the wooden shield. It takes years of studying to master this phenomenal move, as not even artificial intelligence computers such AlphaZero or LeelaZero have the ability to find a counter move to the lobster pincer.

3000-rated player: This game is already won, I'm way too much up in material*
5Head: *With material down, plays the lobster pincer*
3000-rated player: *Instantly resigns as there's no possible way to avoid the checkmate*

by Unknown Panda June 1, 2020