Pined

To Crash into Pine trees (usually in GTA 5) and total your car

Nerd cubed "I Just pined my car Martin"

by BOSSATRONIO July 11, 2015

Pined

To have ones anus penetrated with a Pine cone.

I was riding my motorcycle when I was pined by a tree.

by arandomusername1234 February 12, 2015

Pined

To get banged in the ass really hard, usaully by a male. To get bent over and taken advantage of.

Did you hear about Dan getting Pined? He said he really got it hard in the ass, and coudln't walk for weeks......Poor guy!

by jranggy December 28, 2005

Pined

Being high as fuck. Derived from the word "pine" as in a pine tree.

Bro, I am soooo freaking pined right now, I can't talk!

by PurpleSwag July 26, 2011

Pined

Absolutely Hammered

I saw Matt come out of the pub and he was absolutely pined

by sprinkleofprotips May 30, 2016

Pined

To get benched in a sport

You got pined and it's only the 3rd inning, lmfao

by Geotrio June 11, 2003

Pined

When you get so drunk that your sense of judgment in regards to the attractiveness of a female is lowered significantly

I only slept with her because I got pined last night

by Reggin6 December 10, 2018