Pincedophile

The exact opposite of a pedophile.

A younger person being mainly attracted to an older person.

You- "Damn, he's sexy..I want."

Friend- "What the hell, he's like 10 years older than you, you fucking pincedophile!!"

by Negative Megalomania October 21, 2009

Piedophile

One who is attracted to small pies, tarts, quiches and crumbles of the sort made by Mr Kipling. Unlike being piesexual, this is highly illegal. Being found in possession of child pienography carries a maximum sentence of three years.

Did you hear about that piedophile they arrested last week? Apparrently they noticed him after he tried buying sixteen boxes of Bramley Apple Pies at once.

by Me_Again September 27, 2011

Piedophile

Describes a person with uncontrollable pie urges. A person who cannot simply walk past a pie shop. Someone who lets their pie craving rule them.

I can't walk past the baker's without purchasing a lovely, juicy steak pie. I think there is something wrong with me, I fear that I may be a piedophile.

by teknoshit June 12, 2018