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Penced
(verb) To disregard strict rules or protocol of a medical establishment and playing dumb about it afterwards.
Pencer: "Me and all 8 of my cousins just got back from Saint Jude's to visit my little brother."
Other person:" Oh, I thought they weren't allowing any visitors at all right now?"
Pencer: Huh? Well, I, uh, thought that....well, they didn't say, well, maybe they did but....I don't know what you are talking about? "
Other person: "I can't believe you just penced Saint Jude's! How could you miss the huge sign on the front door that said NO VISITORS ALLOWED?"
Pencer: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other person:" Oh, I thought they weren't allowing any visitors at all right now?"
Pencer: Huh? Well, I, uh, thought that....well, they didn't say, well, maybe they did but....I don't know what you are talking about? "
Other person: "I can't believe you just penced Saint Jude's! How could you miss the huge sign on the front door that said NO VISITORS ALLOWED?"
Pencer: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Penced by IHatePrinters May 4, 2020
Penced
The sexual act between a male (bottom) and female (top) in which the male refers to his female partner as 'Mother', while being anally penetrated by the female (top) with a strap-on dildo.
Penced by TinyHands4PenisGlands January 29, 2017
Penceworld
A backup plan, waiting in the White House wings, also elitist and divisive but appearing moderate and polite.
American nightmares are fueled by the prospect of Penceworld, a dark and terrifying political climate with no separation between church and state.
Penceworld by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2017
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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