Top definition
Muhammad: Hey Yomiko, could you please pass me that box of aborted fetuses?
Yomiko: Sure, no problem Muhammad!
Muhammad: Spank you!
Yomiko: Your rectum.
by XavierFox42 April 06, 2010
Get the mug
Get a your rectum mug for your sister Sarah.
Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
Get the mug
Get a CRAFT mug for your fish Callisto.