pimpstatus
Something that becomes pimp (awesome, or fuckin' sweet). NOTE: A temporary quality; something may not be pimpstatus all the time. I could be now, but maybe not in 10 minutes.
pimpstatus by db8 December 21, 2004
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Pimpstatical
When a Pimp walks around in his socs on carpet, the goes to open his door.
Makeing his hand statical.
Makeing his hand statical.
Pimpstatical by Rebelssk8element October 21, 2004
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PIMP STATUS
When a persons got the highest level of swagger in the way they walk, talk and act. In order for someone to have a high PIMP STATUS one must usually abide by some simple rules in order to become successful. These things are as followed Cool, Amazing, Lucky, EGO BOOST (C.A.L.E)
Cool- make sure you wear the best up to date things to make your Pimp Status highest as possible Ex. Stripe collared shirts, Tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watches etc.
Amazing- This is simple for many but harder for others. In order to be " AMAZING" this relies solely on your speech. Some examples of things you can say to achieve a high PIMP STATUS is " I don't Currrrr!!!!" and " That's how I do!"
Lucky- Everyone needs a little luck in their lives and in order to achieve a PIMP STATUS you must have a little luck.
EGO BOOST- Start out by being just nice then create a plot for world domination using this. Once in a while mention how "GODLY" you are to people then after a while people will start believing you. Believe it or not the more you say it the harder it will be for people to deny.
By doing these things you will be able to obtain or retain your PIMP STATUS. The word PIMP STATUS must ALWAYS be capitalized because it is the most important title you could ever get. If you follow these simple steps your PIMP STATUS will be HUUUUGGGGEEE!!!!!!!
Cool- make sure you wear the best up to date things to make your Pimp Status highest as possible Ex. Stripe collared shirts, Tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watches etc.
Amazing- This is simple for many but harder for others. In order to be " AMAZING" this relies solely on your speech. Some examples of things you can say to achieve a high PIMP STATUS is " I don't Currrrr!!!!" and " That's how I do!"
Lucky- Everyone needs a little luck in their lives and in order to achieve a PIMP STATUS you must have a little luck.
EGO BOOST- Start out by being just nice then create a plot for world domination using this. Once in a while mention how "GODLY" you are to people then after a while people will start believing you. Believe it or not the more you say it the harder it will be for people to deny.
By doing these things you will be able to obtain or retain your PIMP STATUS. The word PIMP STATUS must ALWAYS be capitalized because it is the most important title you could ever get. If you follow these simple steps your PIMP STATUS will be HUUUUGGGGEEE!!!!!!!
Ally: OMG your so godly! I wanna know why you are so PIMP'N?
You: I don't currrr, what you want! and I know! its because of my tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watch that I have a high PIMP STATUS! Now follow C.A.L.E and you could be a PIMP TOO! yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
You: I don't currrr, what you want! and I know! its because of my tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watch that I have a high PIMP STATUS! Now follow C.A.L.E and you could be a PIMP TOO! yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
PIMP STATUS by KING PIMP'N MR. MOORE April 13, 2010
pimpstitution
pimpstitution by inspector pussy pop April 27, 2009
poopstatus
When someone leaves Facebook or Twitter unattended and a friend of family member changes their status to an embarrassing update about pooping.
I have to go out for a second; don't poopstatus me while I'm out!
Or:
Oh no! I went to the kitchen for a second and my dad poopstatused me.
Or:
Oh no! I went to the kitchen for a second and my dad poopstatused me.
poopstatus by ninjamidget12 September 4, 2010
Pimpstitute
An institution for higher learning of those who wish to pursue a career in male prostitution. The word is derived from the word 'pimp' and the term 'male prostitute' combined to form the word 'Pimpstitute.'
It is extremely prestigious to graduate from this higher education facility with the title of 'Summa Cum Laude' or 'Magna Cum laude' and shows a good reputation.
This institution is an A+ Learning facility for those who have ambitions to become a male prostitute. This institution is also very similar to the 'Hookstitute', but the schools are not co-educational.
*Pimpstitute is an all boys facility.*
It is extremely prestigious to graduate from this higher education facility with the title of 'Summa Cum Laude' or 'Magna Cum laude' and shows a good reputation.
This institution is an A+ Learning facility for those who have ambitions to become a male prostitute. This institution is also very similar to the 'Hookstitute', but the schools are not co-educational.
*Pimpstitute is an all boys facility.*
Johnny: Where are you going to college Dylan?
Dylan: Thought I'd take it easy, ya know? Going to the Pimpstitute. Got my letter today that I'm accepted. You?
Johnny: Yale. But, my sister goes to the hookstitute! So maybe you guys will see eachother! She loves it!
Dylan: Probably.
Dylan: Thought I'd take it easy, ya know? Going to the Pimpstitute. Got my letter today that I'm accepted. You?
Johnny: Yale. But, my sister goes to the hookstitute! So maybe you guys will see eachother! She loves it!
Dylan: Probably.
Pimpstitute by pimmystute2014 December 30, 2008
Pimp Status
Pimp Status by Isaac Smith December 4, 2003
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
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