When a persons got the highest level of swagger in the
way they
walk, talk and act. In order for someone to have a high PIMP STATUS one must usually abide by some
simple rules in order to become successful. These things are as followed Cool, Amazing,
Lucky, EGO BOOST (C.A.L.E)
Cool- make sure you wear the best up to date things to make your Pimp Status highest as possible Ex. Stripe collared shirts, Tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watches etc.
Amazing- This is
simple for many but harder for others. In order to be " AMAZING" this relies solely on your speech. Some examples of things you can say to achieve a high PIMP STATUS is " I
don't Currrrr!!!!" and " That's how I do!"
Lucky- Everyone needs a
little luck in their lives and in order to achieve a PIMP STATUS you must have a
little luck.
EGO BOOST- Start out by being just nice then create a plot for world domination using this. Once in a while mention how "GODLY" you are to people then after a while people will start believing you. Believe it or not the more you say it the harder it will be for people to deny.
By doing these things you will be able to obtain or retain your PIMP STATUS. The word PIMP STATUS must ALWAYS be capitalized because it is the most important title you could ever get. If you follow these simple steps your PIMP STATUS will be HUUUUGGGGEEE!!!!!!!
Ally: OMG your so godly! I wanna know why you are so PIMP'N?
You: I
don't currrr, what you want! and I know! its because of my tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watch that I have a high PIMP STATUS!
Now follow C.A.L.
E and you could be a PIMP TOO! yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
