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Pimpstitute 

An institution for higher learning of those who wish to pursue a career in male prostitution. The word is derived from the word 'pimp' and the term 'male prostitute' combined to form the word 'Pimpstitute.'

It is extremely prestigious to graduate from this higher education facility with the title of 'Summa Cum Laude' or 'Magna Cum laude' and shows a good reputation.

This institution is an A+ Learning facility for those who have ambitions to become a male prostitute. This institution is also very similar to the 'Hookstitute', but the schools are not co-educational.


*Pimpstitute is an all boys facility.*
Johnny: Where are you going to college Dylan?
Dylan: Thought I'd take it easy, ya know? Going to the Pimpstitute. Got my letter today that I'm accepted. You?
Johnny: Yale. But, my sister goes to the hookstitute! So maybe you guys will see eachother! She loves it!
Dylan: Probably.
Pimpstitute by pimmystute2014 December 30, 2008
Words you can keep

Pimpstitute 

Someone who will pimp for themselves. Verry slutty, usually a male. In order to attain such a title, it would require you to sleep/fuck with both genders. All-around-horny, regardless of age, sex, orientation, race, religion, etc....
Doesnt have to be going out with any of his 'playmates'. See frennefits
Wow, that Dan Henry kid is such a pimpstitute.
Damn dawg, that mo-fo is a pimpstitute, he gets more ass in one week, than i do all month.
Pimpstitute by Dan Henry February 25, 2006

Picstitute 

A female who sends sexy photos to anyone who will pay, she mildly likes, or has no chance with.
"yo, you know that girl Kate?"
"Yeah, she's a real picstitute"
Picstitute by Meehoff December 27, 2016

pimpostitute 

n. an independent hoe
n. someone who is at the same time a pimp and a prostitute
adj. when something is pimp, or cool, and has multiple functions
adj. when something is pimp, or cool, though it's purpose is unsure
She doesn't let some douche bag pimp steal all her money; she's a pimpostitute.

Yeah...she used to just be a whore, but now she's a pimpostitute and raking in not only her own earnings but other girls' too.

Woah that's so pimpostitute! It's a purse, and a radio! Woah...

Look I got this pimpostitute...thing...at the mall, but I'm not sure what it does...
pimpostitute by frenchie12 October 15, 2008

pimpstitution 

A place like an institution, but for pimps.
Eliot Spitser got his mother f***ing ass put in a pimpstitution.

pupstitute 

A female dog you pay for your male dog's enjoyment
"I got tired of my dog humping my leg, so I got him a pupstitute"
pupstitute by Joshthefish December 20, 2015

popstitute 

A guy or girl who suddenly feigns a huge love for a band or song they either have never heard or avidly dislike in an attempt to receive sexual favours.
A: dude Jim's such a popstitute, he told that girlthat he has all the Chris Brown albums hahaha she bought it too! Dumb bitch, nobody has Chris Brown albums hahaha!
popstitute by fenton the fearful frog February 25, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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