poopstatus 

When someone leaves Facebook or Twitter unattended and a friend of family member changes their status to an embarrassing update about pooping.

I have to go out for a second; don't poopstatus me while I'm out!

Or:

Oh no! I went to the kitchen for a second and my dad poopstatused me.

poopstatus by ninjamidget12 September 4, 2010

pimpstatus

Something that becomes pimp (awesome, or fuckin' sweet). NOTE: A temporary quality; something may not be pimpstatus all the time. I could be now, but maybe not in 10 minutes.

Jon Cruz = Pimpstatus

pimpstatus by db8 December 21, 2004

glow in the dark poopstains 

A poopstain that bleeds through your underwear so bad that it glows

Ahh man I my shit was soo runny I'm gonna have glow in the dark poopstains

glow in the dark poopstains by Madddddday March 22, 2014

poop status 

When something is not not poop. Or when something is bad, depressing, or disgusting.

Can be used as a response to a text message received while sitting on the toilet.

When someone has a poopy facebook status.
When someone's having a bad day.

The following is an actual conversation between two real people.

3lmo: sup
SeaTurtle: (as he sits on the toilet) poop status.

poop status by iluvpoopstatus August 26, 2011

Poopstars

When you butthole is so tight you poop out lil star shaped turds

man after She went up there with the icicle I made poopstars for a week !

Poopstars by Shiskaboom April 9, 2010

Poopstains 

When someone leaves their facebook up, you are obligated to write poopstains as their status.

Oh look John left his facebook up, im going to "poopstains" him!

Poopstains by Brendan0407 October 23, 2011

poopstains 

an expression of shock and awe after a specific forgotten event is suddenly remembered

Ah, poopstains! I forgot to feed the dog again.

poopstains by ThirdHandSmoke October 6, 2008