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Pimpette
A real queen who can get men to do the things she want's and needs them to do. A powerful fearless woman who is not afraid to assert boundaries and leave relationships that are not beneficial to her life. A woman who has multiple men in her life who assist her in making sure that her affairs are taken care of.
The Pimpette had a man who took care of her sexual needs and another who fulfilled her emotionally. Tinisha was a serious Pimpette who surrounded herself with men who were willing to assist her in making life easier.
Pimpette by Tinishawah December 7, 2022
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Pimpstress
1.
Jeri: " Yo dawg, my pimpstress just got me this brand new watch!"
Doug: "Maaaan, I wish my pimpstress had that kinda dough to spend on me!"
Jeri: " Yo dawg, my pimpstress just got me this brand new watch!"
Doug: "Maaaan, I wish my pimpstress had that kinda dough to spend on me!"
Pimpstress by somestupiddegenerate January 5, 2018
Pipette Job
A pipette job is given by a rare and gifted individual in the laboratory setting. The three stages of a good pipette job include 1. wetting the rim, 2. insertion of the pipette tip and beginning graceful movements up and down, and 3. pipette ejaculation, occuring at the same time as the final thrust of the hand giving the PJ.
"Jessica gives the best PJ's in lab, although Anthony comes in at a close second when giving a pipette job to male cells"
or
"Tris, you PJ'd the fuck out of those cells and made them break up."
or
"Tris, you PJ'd the fuck out of those cells and made them break up."
Pipette Job by Mark Engleberry July 15, 2009
pimpette
A chick who can get as many guys as she wants, keep them if their worth it, and get anything she wants out of them.
pimpette by Pink Princess July 14, 2003
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pimpette by Link of Crocker January 27, 2008
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