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Screaming peepees 

This is painful urination, typically from STDs.
Ben Dover found that the screaming peepees was a very real thing in the toilet.
Screaming peepees by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones

YAAAYY!! Dr. Jeepjorp! That was a good diatribe! And I like your beard.
Hym “Hey!! Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones! It’s catching on. What a good job me! As a literal Lucifer, it’s important that I punish all the charlatans.”

Peepeeson 

A large human, usually at least 8 feet tall, who sweats profusely from the palms and other orifices, tends to pick on smaller, more innocent life forms, and will inevitably become a super senior. Most commonly seen in a Black Sabbath or R. Kelly t-shirt. Avoid at all costs.
Robert Sylvester: Man, I just shook the sweatiest hand. Who da fuck's was it?
Mrs. Madsen: Why that's my little kitty Peepeeson!!!!!!
Peepeeson by LMCS May 15, 2011

peepeesharter 

A peepeesharter is when someone starts from their peepee
“Bro a peepeesharter just shatter all over my Cheerios”
peepeesharter by PeePeePooPoo169 September 5, 2020

pimpettes 

Two girls who can pimp
pimpettes by DD RH February 22, 2003

peepeesuck 

A stupid ass thing horny deformed bitches do
Man he getting a peepeesuck
peepeesuck by Jumbojiz November 15, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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