pipette

A unit of volume between 0.8 and 1.5 milliletres.

I'll have my cuppa tea with only a little bit of milk, not a pipette, like you usually make it.

by David Kuling September 22, 2006

Pipette Job

A pipette job is given by a rare and gifted individual in the laboratory setting. The three stages of a good pipette job include 1. wetting the rim, 2. insertion of the pipette tip and beginning graceful movements up and down, and 3. pipette ejaculation, occuring at the same time as the final thrust of the hand giving the PJ.

"Jessica gives the best PJ's in lab, although Anthony comes in at a close second when giving a pipette job to male cells"

or

"Tris, you PJ'd the fuck out of those cells and made them break up."

by Mark Engleberry July 15, 2009

Pipette

Low self esteemed college freshman, with loads of daddy issues looking to catch the pipe

There were oodles of pipettes at the dining hall last night. I had to take one back to my dorm to "Netflix and chill".

by Bear Jew 69 November 01, 2015

pipette

A small blowjob.

Hey girl, how about a pipette real quick?

by LittleAlbert September 06, 2016

dirty pipette

When you're getting a blumpkin and the toilet water from your huge spike splashes down into your girls throat.

Man I dropped such a huge spike mid blumpkin that the toilet water dribbled right into her face like a dirty pipette

by huge ballsack March 22, 2024