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slang for hoes!
dem bitches are hos....they calling for some bootie
by ma*ba*ja*ham*ba June 22, 2004
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Hand on shaft - Awkward experience between two non-gay men involving one male's hand ending on another male's shaft.
"Kevin had an HOS experience with his roommate."
by Kevin's roommates April 21, 2010
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south african afrikaans/english slang, say HORSE but very quickly. It's a greeting used by gangs but can be used as a friendly greeting amongst friends who like to pretend to be a gang but just don't make the grade no matter how hard they try or don't try
Kevin says "Hi there"
Andre replies "Hos"
by bindfunc February 05, 2010
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noun, adj. or verb. From an acronym for "hint of slut". The badly-executed tatt job, the cheap belly piercing, or smudged mascara that can turn an otherwise unremarkable female into an object of unwilling lust.
My wife caught me boning the Polish cleaner and kicked me out - I never even fancied her but she hossed me out with a flash of her market-stall panties as she unloaded the washing.

That's pure h.o.s., mate.
by CrestaE2 July 22, 2008
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Acronym for Hand of Sbab that describes the unnatural curse that can be placed on an organization (e.g. a public company, sports team, etc.) that causes it to inexplicably perform poorly within a short amount of time.
That company was doing very well, then it totally got HoS'ed and had to layoff half its workforce.
by ejslulu November 29, 2011
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Basically the epitome of man. Often seen to be wrestling with demons and other such creatures from the netherworld; the only thing more effective for slaying werewolves than a silver bullet is Hos. Only wears clothes sown from the hide of a baby unicorn, and has skin made from titanium alloy. Keeps a pet phoenix which dines on the liver of his fallen enemies. Has the biggest penis known to man.

Do not approach.
Example One:
Person # 1: Who the fuck is that dude over there slaying the creatures from the nether realm?
Person # 2: It's Hos you fuckwit.
Example Two:
Person # 1: Holy shit! It's a motherfucking anaconda!
Person # 2: No it's not, it's Hos' apocalyptic schlong.
by Quietyou March 22, 2009
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