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Pimpette 

A real queen who can get men to do the things she want's and needs them to do. A powerful fearless woman who is not afraid to assert boundaries and leave relationships that are not beneficial to her life. A woman who has multiple men in her life who assist her in making sure that her affairs are taken care of.
The Pimpette had a man who took care of her sexual needs and another who fulfilled her emotionally. Tinisha was a serious Pimpette who surrounded herself with men who were willing to assist her in making life easier.
Pimpette by Tinishawah December 7, 2022

Pipette Job 

A pipette job is given by a rare and gifted individual in the laboratory setting. The three stages of a good pipette job include 1. wetting the rim, 2. insertion of the pipette tip and beginning graceful movements up and down, and 3. pipette ejaculation, occuring at the same time as the final thrust of the hand giving the PJ.
"Jessica gives the best PJ's in lab, although Anthony comes in at a close second when giving a pipette job to male cells"

or

"Tris, you PJ'd the fuck out of those cells and made them break up."
Pipette Job by Mark Engleberry July 15, 2009

pimpette 

A chick who can get as many guys as she wants, keep them if their worth it, and get anything she wants out of them.
I have 3 boys giving me head, buying me jewels and they dont know i just use them, I am a pimpette
pimpette by Pink Princess July 14, 2003

mouth pipetting 

Performing oral sex, especially on a scientist or laboratory worker
The attractive female lab tech asked about the dangers of mouth pipetting and if she was at risk to accidentally inhale the DNA sample she wanted to collect
mouth pipetting by DrHyde November 5, 2010

pimpette 

female pimp, female with large number of males around her
(insert name here) was being a pimpette when she went to the movies with 3 guys
pimpette by Link of Crocker January 27, 2008

Pimpette 

The ultimate female who can get whatever she wants with guys (even small things like drinks and ciggarettes) just by playing with their heads and using her looks. A pimpette can also hook up with lots of guys over the course of a short amount of time (ex. 1 week) without committing herself to them (not waiting for them to call, not falling in love, etc.) Some pimpettes will have sex with men to get what they want, but often they will not give head. However, they will receive it from guys if they want.
Jenna's got all these guys wrapped around her finger, doing whatever she wants them to, and she doesn't love them at all. She's a lil pimpette!
Pimpette by xx pimplayette August 31, 2003
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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