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pumpamentals
the fundamental characteristics of a crypto token project that favorably lead to "getting the pump on"
the pumpamentals of $TOKEN are fantastic; a rapidly declining inflation curve, a pool-2, and protocol cash-flow buying $TOKEN in a recurring auction
pumpamentals by pumpamentals January 25, 2021
Pimparistic
A highly technical term describing a state of intense pimping, alternatively used to describe the state of an individual who has committed an act of pimpery -- immediately after the fact.
Cock was thrusted, nuts was busted, in this no good bitch that some nigga' trusted/pulled up my pants and she put on some lipstick/went back to my car feeling pimparistic
-Mac Dre, "Fonky Situations"
-Mac Dre, "Fonky Situations"
Pimparistic by BayAreaLingo January 25, 2011
pimpalottapuss
Usually a disc jockey (DJ) by trade, you will know one by the tell-tale sign of scantily clad women, or "bitches," in close proximity. May refer to any male whom has the ability to score with many women, either separately or at the same time.
pimpalottapuss by Dan & Jess November 12, 2007
Pimpa-Clause
1. Tha pimp version of santa clause. Pimpa-clause getz down with his "ho ho ho's".
Pimpa-clause ALWAYS wears baggy red sweatpants. He raps pimpmas raps like "oh pimpmas weed, oh pimpmas weed!"
Pimpa-clause lives in da south pole. He getz busy and gives bitches presents and snows on their faces!!
He has a giant pole! It locates where his pitched tent is!
Pimpa clause has 2 lists, "tha good ho ho ho's" and he has tha list of tha naughty "WHORE-ible ho's!"
So when you hear a "ho ho ho", go spread some love and wish all a "Merry PimpmASS!"
2. Pimpa-clause is also what I call myself for fun cuz itz funny to say. I go around da school yellin "ho ho ho" all da time!
Pimpa-clause ALWAYS wears baggy red sweatpants. He raps pimpmas raps like "oh pimpmas weed, oh pimpmas weed!"
Pimpa-clause lives in da south pole. He getz busy and gives bitches presents and snows on their faces!!
He has a giant pole! It locates where his pitched tent is!
Pimpa clause has 2 lists, "tha good ho ho ho's" and he has tha list of tha naughty "WHORE-ible ho's!"
So when you hear a "ho ho ho", go spread some love and wish all a "Merry PimpmASS!"
2. Pimpa-clause is also what I call myself for fun cuz itz funny to say. I go around da school yellin "ho ho ho" all da time!
"Ho ho ho" I'm pimpa-clause!
This is "WHORE-ible!"
Have a merry PimpmASS.
Pimpa-clause, and RUDEoff da big-cock RainDEAR!
FUCK frosty da pervert!
This is "WHORE-ible!"
Have a merry PimpmASS.
Pimpa-clause, and RUDEoff da big-cock RainDEAR!
FUCK frosty da pervert!
Pimpa-Clause by Mattnificent 425 December 23, 2008
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"