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Pimparistic

A highly technical term describing a state of intense pimping, alternatively used to describe the state of an individual who has committed an act of pimpery -- immediately after the fact.
Cock was thrusted, nuts was busted, in this no good bitch that some nigga' trusted/pulled up my pants and she put on some lipstick/went back to my car feeling pimparistic

-Mac Dre, "Fonky Situations"
Pimparistic by BayAreaLingo January 25, 2011
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pimperistic 

to have do with or being pimpy,flossy,stylish, caking.
dam that fool is hella pimperistic his girl is a dime piece

if you happen to feel kind of pimperistic you got the firley ghost in you ....ya' feeling my linguistics...

pimperistic by BaByFaCePLaYbOy September 26, 2007

pimpalastick 

A member of the male human party who is exceptionally eccentric and intellectual in every action that they take; one who makes babies without trying.
Kirk is quite possibly the most pimpalastick human being on the planet. If it was not for Kirk being pimpalastick, the earth would most certainly implode.
pimpalastick by Kirk Batterson September 21, 2008
The Words Pimp+Fantastic put together
something that is so pimp that you cant say its pimp
IT'S Fantastically Pimp
That car is pink blue wit 22's on it and a gold trim!
That's Pimpastic
pimpastic by 'G' May 16, 2008

Pumpalistic 

Having good health; strong.

Also relating to a deepish teel color.
Damn, he’s so pumpalistic.
Pumpalistic by DysonBird November 5, 2019

pimpblistic 

Pimpblistic: fly, badass, cool, awesome, the feeling after you've had great sex, or going to a party that was out of this world crazy player cool. Flawless
That bitch was looking pimpblistic in that dress!

Omg babe! You put it on me tonight that was pimpblistic!

That party was way better than Susy's party, it was pimpblistic!
I know I look pimpblistic, all the guys are gonna be staring at all this pimpblistic-ness
pimpblistic by Pimp-blistic March 27, 2022

pimplistic 

Having the tendency to grow pimples.
Her face looks fine now, but she's so pimplistic she could break out at any moment.

pimplistic by thetanmancan November 3, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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