The Pillars are:
1) Keep it cheap
2) Any money is your money 3) Clothing left in the street is free game
4) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there's money in the middle)
Three half-naked, buff asf Aztec men who were once rock hard but still are after an epic awakening scene in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Battle Tendency
???: Don't say "Awaken my Master's'" at 3am in the morning or else you'll summon THEM
You at 3 am, in front of the bathroom mirror after contemplating your life: Awaken my Masters?
PILLAR MEN: WHAMMU!! (Awaken theme but with earrape blasts out and you die after seeing the gay Aztec bois)