piesm 

An elite miner

Bro, piesm go hard with that dragon pickaxe. What a baller.

piesm by piesm January 30, 2023

Piemergency 

The point at which a new diet and old habits collide, resulting a frantic, usually late night excursion to the local grocery where you wander the bakery searching for any combination of high fat, high sugar goodies to satisfy your sweet-toothed lust.

Large Marge: So, how's the diet going?
Fatty McFatterson: I totally blew it last night. I tried to fight it, but it was a piemergency. I HAD to get some sugar!

Piemergency by lostpyrate December 17, 2008

Pissmas 

A drunken family event, held on Christmas Day, where otherwise respectable people begin drinking at around 9am

Pissmas tends to involve inappropriate nudity, old feuds being rejoined, and feelings being hurt. Fortunately, nobody ever recalls any of it on Boxing Day

"it's 10am and I'm already drunk"
"Merry Pissmas! Time to open presents!"

Pissmas by schhhh April 3, 2016

pissmetal 

Pissmetal is a specific genre of metal created in Amity Pennsylvania

It combines elements of Sludge Metal, Groove Metal, and sometimes Southern Rock. Pissmetal is typically loud and thrashy, often featuring screaming vocals, ripping bass guitar leads, groovy guitar solos, and sharply contrasted tempos. First made popular by the band Amity in Ashes who hail from Amity Pennsylvania, a small town south of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania.

Man I went to a show last night and my neck is killing me! They were playing pissmetal all night, and I couldn't stop banging my head.

pissmetal by Amity in Ashes January 25, 2017

Pismo Clam 

A term given to any tragic or shameless promiscuous slut who comes from a middle to upper class upbringing.

Yeah man I'm pretty happy we broke up, I really didn't need to splash around with that Pismo Clam any longer.

Pismo Clam by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

piersmorgan 

The reaction elicited by the types of questions asked by talk-show host, erstwhile newspaper editor, and one-time talent-show judge Piers Morgan.

noun:

1. the look on one's face after having asked the most stupid question imaginable. "No, and wipe that stupid piersmorgan off your face."

2. a question which itself is inestimably stupid or banal. "The interview consisted of an endless stream of piersmorgans."

3. the actual face of a person who has just asked a very stupid question whose answer is obvious, and whose sole purpose which was to elicit anger from the respondent. "I sat there, staring incredulously at his stupid piersmorgan."

4. a four-fingered slap across the face of the smarmy git who just asked you the stupidest question ever devised, leaving a visible mark but causing very little pain and no permanent damage. "I gave him a piersmorgan he won't soon forget." Also refers to the actual mark made by said slap. "Where'd you get the piersmorgan? She's a real beaut, mate"

verb:

1. (intr. or tr.) to pose a string of mindless, self-aggrandizing questions. "The thought of having to listen to him piersmorgan all night was nauseating." "Are you going to sit there and piersmorgan me all night?"

2. The act of administering a slap across the face as a reward for a particularly odious string of stupid questions. "Keep that up and I'll piersmorgan the crap of you!"

piersmorgan by grammar_luvver2000 April 22, 2011

Phesmic 

A very gay person who is very stupid and gay. He has a group of horny edating online friends who all want to edate eachother. The cycle goes like this:

A girl named Eth really really really really wants to edate some anime weeb Elu, but Elu actually wants to fuck some Unicorn called Uni and Uni is already edating Phesmic, but Phesmic is cheating on her with his sidebitch Cesmic AND CESMIC IS DATING a roblox player named KYZEN WHO IS CHEATING ON HER WITH ETH. BUT ETH IS JUST USING HIM TO GET TO ELU.

Wow, you're such a Phesmic.

Phesmic by RatFood June 17, 2018