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pieman
To obsess over an ex girlfriend, to the point of sending her mother a letter.
In the realm of cyber space, there was once a hunk of a man, who did not posses a bright red nose, a shocking face or eyebrows which looked like they had their own type of follicle down syndrome - who was left by his "fat, thunder thighed, whore of a girlfriend" for a "balding, old, overweight German paedophile" thus sending him spiralling down into a word of despair, sadness and anger. However, credit to be given to this man, he did not turn emo. Oh no, he sent his ex's mother a letter. He sure showed them.
To over react in such a pathetic and bordering on compulsive, obsessive and plain old pathetic manner, is doing a Pieman.
In the realm of cyber space, there was once a hunk of a man, who did not posses a bright red nose, a shocking face or eyebrows which looked like they had their own type of follicle down syndrome - who was left by his "fat, thunder thighed, whore of a girlfriend" for a "balding, old, overweight German paedophile" thus sending him spiralling down into a word of despair, sadness and anger. However, credit to be given to this man, he did not turn emo. Oh no, he sent his ex's mother a letter. He sure showed them.
To over react in such a pathetic and bordering on compulsive, obsessive and plain old pathetic manner, is doing a Pieman.
pieman by Darky from Big Footy July 21, 2008
pieman
Jake 'pieman' power
a legend!
has a large obsession with doing the windmill with his penis, often in public places and to strangers.
Likes to laugh at stupid things such has teeeeeth and nooose.
favorite phrase is "giz a gobble"
AND LOVES SEX!!
has a large obsession with doing the windmill with his penis, often in public places and to strangers.
Likes to laugh at stupid things such has teeeeeth and nooose.
favorite phrase is "giz a gobble"
AND LOVES SEX!!
Jake 'pieman' power by pieman_rovers June 21, 2009
PieMatt7
A very influential meme Youtuber that got famous for being strangely similar to the famous Charlotte rapper, DaBaby.
PieMatt7: Ayo why do I look like DaBaby?
(RED)PieMatt7: IDK. But Dead Space 3 sucks ass.
(GREEN)PieMatt7: Shut up dawg. I'm playing Dead Space 2 rn.
(RED)PieMatt7: IDK. But Dead Space 3 sucks ass.
(GREEN)PieMatt7: Shut up dawg. I'm playing Dead Space 2 rn.
PieMatt7 by TheRealCubbs March 20, 2021
piecan
In Sheffield,UK in the 1960s and 1970s it was used to describe a clumsy or stupid person . A lummox.
piecan by cherryredpinup April 26, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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