Clam

Secretive person that is closed-up like a clam; tight-fisted (stingy) character.

She is such a Clam.

by clamorous January 22, 2013

Clam

A sour note played by a musician.

Wheldon thinks he plays like Bird, but he keeps honking out clams.
Letitia hit a clam with her oboe during the Surprise Symphony.

by Cap'n Bullmoose July 3, 2008

Clam

1 Dollar,

It cost five clams for a sandwich at the restaurant.

by Xopher October 30, 2003

Clam

slang term for female pudenda, esp. the pink bits.

Excuse me, Miss. May I lick your clam until you see stars?

by Lord Uther March 13, 2003

Clam

The end result of a rare childbirh occurance where from some extra propulsion, the baby is launched out through the vagina, stops in mid-air when the umbilical cord reaches its full elasticity and is pulled back inside the mother through the vagina so fast and hard it pulls the lips apart until they're so wide they simply fall back and engulf the mother.

Greg didn't care if it was a boy or a girl, he just hoped the baby would be healthy. But it was a clam.

by Emcee January 27, 2005

Clam

A stupid fucking animal that lives in the sand because it's too damn ugly for the world to handle. They also have eyes for some goddamn reason. Keep them away from horny divers.

God: I want to make a living pistachio with a giant tounge.
Jesus: Dad what did I tell you about drinking in the house
God: I will call it the Clam

by Me, the sequel January 26, 2021

Clam

A synonym for retarded.

Kyle is such a clam. He is literally the dumbest person I have met.

by Jakestol69 April 25, 2019