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Wheldon thinks he plays like Bird, but he keeps honking out clams.
Letitia hit a clam with her oboe during the Surprise Symphony.
Letitia hit a clam with her oboe during the Surprise Symphony.
by Cap'n Bullmoose June 16, 2008
by Lord Uther March 13, 2003
The end result of a rare childbirh occurance where from some extra propulsion, the baby is launched out through the vagina, stops in mid-air when the umbilical cord reaches its full elasticity and is pulled back inside the mother through the vagina so fast and hard it pulls the lips apart until they're so wide they simply fall back and engulf the mother.
Greg didn't care if it was a boy or a girl, he just hoped the baby would be healthy. But it was a clam.
by Emcee January 27, 2005
A stupid fucking animal that lives in the sand because it's too damn ugly for the world to handle. They also have eyes for some goddamn reason. Keep them away from horny divers.
God: I want to make a living pistachio with a giant tounge.
Jesus: Dad what did I tell you about drinking in the house
God: I will call it the Clam
Jesus: Dad what did I tell you about drinking in the house
God: I will call it the Clam
by Me, the sequel January 26, 2021
by Jakestol69 April 25, 2019