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Russell Piant

A slightly demented midget with supernatural powers over dead squirrels.
Likes kicking peoples' monkeys, and probably enjoys it to.

No more knowledge could be found about this strange creature, named Homo Minimus. Applying for grants to continue research.
Russ is a midget.
Russell Piant by George Bush March 12, 2004
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Fanta, the popular soda brand, but with a P. Used to avoid copyright in the Danganronpa franchise, being the favorite drink of Kokichi Ouma
John: I want to die I was at the dollar store and I carefully picked up a grape Panta and went "sexy boy..." because I thought no one else was there but I was WRONG

Kyle: what the fuck bro
Panta by mahiruhanayo September 22, 2017

Pant Cummer 

One who comes in their own pants during a handy, more often an early ejaculator.
Hey you hear about the Pant Cummer at the high school dance, came too early from a handy.
Pant Cummer by Billy Biggs July 3, 2019

paint a turd pink 

There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.
The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"
bruh give me the panta
do you want any panta?
I saw some panta at the grocery store
Panta by kaardofkaards February 25, 2019

Pant Drag 

The act of breaking wind in one location, and taking the gaseous contents to another location, due to it being temporarily trapped in pants/trousers.
"Did you fart outside, because I think you're suffering from pant drag."
Pant Drag by Dunc-The-Hunk March 15, 2010