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painters 

Basically "to have the painters in" refers to a woman when she's on the rag. That time of the month when women are better to ignore... for more reasons than one!
God Laura is such a cranky bitch today! She must have the painters in...
painters by c0za April 8, 2005
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painters 

when its that time of the month and you realize how much of a bastard it is to be a chick.
She is such a grumpy whore. The painters must be in again.
painters by U_WANT_CHEEZ_WIT_DAT? December 28, 2005

painters 

When a woman begins to ovulate and is becoming generally cranky and anooyed at everyone.
Damn, i told sarah to suck me off but then she started screaming at me, she must be on her period.
painters by John Smith March 21, 2003

Painters Radio 

Cumming on a girls face while she is asleep
Im gonna leaver her face like a painters radio!
Painters Radio by Crennaldo July 17, 2009

Painters Sanchez 

A Painters Sanchez is a term commonly referred to a man or woman's mustache where poo, cum and other bodily discharges have permanently formed to for a long period of time.
" Oh my god, that's a fucking Painters Sanchez! "
Painters Sanchez by ADRIANP92 December 10, 2009

painters and decorators

slang for the time of the month in women, commonly used in the UK.
Girl 1: Wanna go skinny dipping.
Girl 2: Can't painters and decorators are in.
Girl 1: Aw, they're in next week for me.

painters in

when a girl has her period
susie was really cranky today shes just gone to the bathroom, she must have the painters in
painters in by Emmamac92 June 23, 2008
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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