otherwise known as Platano, or Plantain. It is a fried banana commonly eaten in South America and the like but is enjoyed around the world. May people are under the misconception that it is pronounced Plan-Tain. It's not. that's like saying Moun-Tain.

Me: You idiot, Plantain are pronounced Plan-Tin, not Plan-tain, that's an Americanism like Monies. You don't say Moun-Tain, or Cap-tain do you?

Plantain by Mr. Manners Man December 24, 2008

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Plantain

1) A very small penis that is called such because it resembles a plantain which is a small replica of a large banana much like a small cock is a small replica of a larger average sized cock.

Usually used to insult someone about their baby dick.

1) When John told us that an average Trojan was too big for him, we proceeded to insult him about his plantain.

2) One would normally expect Italians to have stereotypically large dicks, which is why John's plantain was especially hysterical.

Plantain by Wobo King June 15, 2009

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Plantainis

A plantain. Small banana. Or tyler's abnormally small penis.
PLANTAINIS: item CC uses for pleasure of the vagina. Most likely leads to organisms of some sort. Pleasure will not be achieved without the practice needed to satisfy tyler.

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Plantainis by bizbizbizbizy & cchlloooo.:) May 29, 2009

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Plantain

Looks like a banana, tastes like a potato. Usually fried or in chip form.

"Is that a banana?"

"Nah homie it's a plantain, try one"
"It tastes like a potato, how deceiving"

Plantain by rvggedterrvin July 12, 2015

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