pht

The sound made when u cut someone deeeeeppp; relating to how to get dat papa, pht is used for people who need to get sliced n' diced with everything nice

"ahhh pht u good!" said Bobby, as he cut the shit out of Tom.

by DON May 30, 2004

pht

an old 90s gourp tat few people have herad of u can look them up on you tude also a song by mickel jaskson . pht aslo stands for pertty young thing

dat bicth is pht nigga!

by datsexybicthfromqueenz September 5, 2008

PHT - Pubic Hair Theft

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing theft of hairs or fur from the pubic region of humans or animals. PHT (Pubic Hair Theft) is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.1 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with PHT - Pubic Hair Theft, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist July 31, 2012

phtl

"parent here talk later"- whenever your texting with a friend when your not suppose to and your parents suddenly walk in on you, you text phtl and the person who your texting with knows to not message you back because your parents are this. This means you don't rely with 'k' after, you STOP texting the person.

-That movie was epic."

-phtl

by destinyfucker December 29, 2014

Phtoon

So this guy in a small discord server did a mod app, and it was pretty good. But when we looked into the user, the person wasnt in the server and didnt exist. So time traveler???? So have no idea...

Phtoon is a time traveler arc

by Qwertyisme March 14, 2021

Phteven

Phtevens are very rare. They are tall and slender, and have a specific "charm". A combination of Prince Charming, Phantom of the Opera, and punk skater kid. Like ogres, they have layers; and emit a pungency when provoked.

Most likely military trained, phtevens can be found flocked together making dirty sailor jokes. They make wonderful husbands, if you can take one, and accept their flaws unconditionally.

"Man! That Phteven over there was telling the funniest joke about Death by Snu Snu. I'm gonna get his number..."

by Mod3rnP1rate April 25, 2021

phtt

Used repeatedly, it is a noise of dimisal and disgust, usually reserved for when people are being rude. Roughly equivalent to "shut up".

Care must be taken when using this form of phtt, as the common reply is to spit on the person saying it.

Can also be used in conjunction with basying someone.

"Mate, this chicken isn't cooked, AGAIN. You're cooking's crap."
"Phtt phtt phtt phtt phtt phtt"

by Macrophage June 12, 2006