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cock throb

The sensation one gets around the penis after intercourse
hay julie i have 'cock throb'
by wuddawhist February 26, 2009
mugGet the cock throbmug.

Genital Genocide

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing certain vulgar, sadistic sexual acts to human or animals genitals. This includes tieing elastic bands round a mans testicles while he is restrained, allowing the blood flow to be cut of so as the testicles drop off, into a saucepan and are subsequently cooked on a stove or fire. It also forbids anyone from taking part in the homosexual vulgar act of cock schlocking, were the man is tied down whilst three other men insert matches covered in paraffin or other flamable liquid, down the mans japs eye, then setting the matches alight and performing fallatio and masturbatory exercises on him. Genital Genocide is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.4 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Genital Genocide, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
by wuddawhist July 31, 2012
mugGet the Genital Genocidemug.

bum sleuth

A gay proctologist, or bum doctor. Can also be used as a slang word used for insult
My mates dad is a 'Bum Sleuth', or, 'shut it you Bum Sleuth!'
by WuddaWhist February 9, 2009
mugGet the bum sleuthmug.

butt cutlets

A slice of a butt, likely from an animal
John went into the butchers and asked for some Cat 'Butt Cutlets'
by WuddaWhist February 9, 2009
mugGet the butt cutletsmug.

wudda wang

Kirsty explained to her friend that her boyfriend John has got a 'wudda wang yo'!
by WuddaWhist February 9, 2009
mugGet the wudda wangmug.

shitty knicks

Female version of skiddied underpants, can be used as a slang word used when one is angry
When someone has shit stains in their knickers e.g "oh shitty knicks!!"
by WuddaWhist February 8, 2009
mugGet the shitty knicksmug.

bum blanket

When one sits on anothers face
John gave Alister a great bum blanket
by WuddaWhist February 8, 2009
mugGet the bum blanketmug.

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