Phteven 

Phtevens are very rare. They are tall and slender, and have a specific "charm". A combination of Prince Charming, Phantom of the Opera, and punk skater kid. Like ogres, they have layers; and emit a pungency when provoked.

Most likely military trained, phtevens can be found flocked together making dirty sailor jokes. They make wonderful husbands, if you can take one, and accept their flaws unconditionally.

"Man! That Phteven over there was telling the funniest joke about Death by Snu Snu. I'm gonna get his number..."

Phteven by Mod3rnP1rate April 25, 2021

phteven 

It means Steven as if it was pronounced by a dog with teeth problems. On the internet by searching this word in Pictures, you'll actually see the dog!

Phteven!

phteven by IlReCurio December 26, 2014

Phteven 

A good name for a chair

Person 1:"Nice chair what is it called"
Person 2:"Phteven"
Person 1:"That is a good name for a chair"

Phteven by Not Ka1_01 July 5, 2020

Pheven 

Pheven translates to the light. Most commonly an East African decedent.

Aside from her natural beauty, she also is full of grace, intellect, and wittiness. She has a heart of gold and her nurturing soul is second nature to her. Though her tough exterior may throw you off initially. Just know taking the time to know a Pheven and having one in your circle is a win. Her energy is infectious and she has the power to commend a room if she pleases.

A Pheven is also well aware of their self worth and environments they wish to engage in. Therefore, it is common for a Pheven to dismiss advancements from ordinary individuals. I’m these cases acting in spite of bitterness will not receive attention. It’s best advised to playfully brush it off and accept it.

Believe me if you have a Pheven in your life don’t let her go and if you have it’s most likely too late. at least you have the memories to last.

I met Pheven last night and my credit score shot up 80pts, I called my dad I haven’t spoken to in years, and am back training in the gym.

Pheven by Trippingonair November 22, 2021

pheven 

Pheven is a 7 ft tall, blue eyed, boogey creature of placid and grounding nature. He can often be found amongst topless leopard ladies and pirates wee into the early morning out in the bush or near wonky town. He is both elusive and free willed yet can be easily manipulated by homemade banana bread.

I pulled a Pheven and didn’t come home to my doof fam, causing lots of mystery and a smidgen of worry.

pheven by Dubkitty March 1, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020