phonum 

phone number

"Hey what's your phonum?"

phonum by funkymunkeymel May 12, 2009

Phonurbator 

someone who makes prank phone calls while masterbating

Randy is a total Phonurbator......I know it was him who called and was heaving panting into the phone......

Phonurbator by MeFirst81 August 10, 2010

phoneman

an answering machine

"she doesn't even know how to transcribe a message from her phoneman!"

phoneman by dwight schrute - beet farmer September 17, 2007

phonurbate 

V.: To use a cellphone excessively, especially for texting, MMS, or other functions besides talking.

Etymology: From phone + masturbate.

Alice spent the whole movie phonurbating. I bet she didn't see a thing.

How does Bob expect to get an SO if he phonurbates his way through every date?

phonurbate by jhv November 3, 2009

ponum

A person who can't feel there ass

sorry I cant come to the movies, I got a ponum

ponum by Ponum June 7, 2016

poonum 

Simply, squishy cheeks on ones face. It can be made by fat, but it is not limited to this - things like jaw alignment or soft/flexible skin can result in poonum.

When someone has a lot of poonum, it is very amusing to poke this person's cheek with a your finger and say poonum in a childish voice.

"Dude! Look at T-Dawg's cheeks. *pokes cheek* Heh heh, poonum!"

poonum by Ramous July 3, 2006

Phonemando 

Similar to leaving the house with no underwear. Going phonemando is defined as leaving the house/car without your cell phone.

Dude my cell battery was dead, and I had to leave it at home in the charger. I hate going phonemando, I feel so naked

Phonemando by CharveyChicago September 10, 2010