Phonumdrum 

The dilemma one experiences when deciding to answer a phone call from a phone number unknown to you.

Phone calls from a unknown number causes such a phonumdrum.

Phonumdrum by GreekMan57 October 12, 2016

pronundrum 

The potential opportunity created by a confusing or illogical problem; an attempt to fabricate an opportunity where one is actually highly unlikely/ impossible;
fabricated opposite of conundrum;

While locking your car keys inside your car is a conundrum, claiming that you can take some action to resolve the situation would convert the situation into a "pronundrum".

pronundrum by Reubarbarian May 3, 2011

punumdrum

to things that sounds that mean different things from the same sentence

punumdrum is not a real thing

punumdrum by nmil05 May 16, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022