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phonurbate 

V.: To use a cellphone excessively, especially for texting, MMS, or other functions besides talking.

Etymology: From phone + masturbate.
Alice spent the whole movie phonurbating. I bet she didn't see a thing.

How does Bob expect to get an SO if he phonurbates his way through every date?
phonurbate by jhv November 3, 2009

phonebrator 

Phonebrator is a phone being used as a cheap vibrator.
Phonebrator

step1- put on
step2- insert phone
step3- call the phone
phonebrator by Rbomb04 July 26, 2014

Phonibrator 

Some girl who decides it is a good idea to, when sexting with her nerdy ass boyfriend, use her phone as a vibrator so when he sexts her she climaxes on her brand new sidekick.
Ya dude, turns out, that girl was using a Phonibrator. Weird dude...kinda hot though, huh? Hell yeah. Here lets go tbag her! HELL YES!
Phonibrator by Spoony McSpoon October 21, 2009

phoneturbator 

Those who get off playing with their cell phone or PDA in public. Rather than interact socially, they regularly excite themselves by fondling the free apps they can download to their iPhone.
Mitch: What's Lance doing at the end of the table?

Uncle Tony: Didn't you know? Lance is a phoneturbator. He has his guilty pleasures when it comes to free iPhone apps. Ever since yesterday he's become comfortable with who he is and phoneturbates whenever he gets a chance.
phoneturbator by eskeymo January 14, 2009