Phonomanus

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The mental act of transforming everyday, non-musical sounds (such as shoe scuffs or handclaps) into a specific melody or song.

I heard the sound of shoes scuffing on the sidewalk and used Phonomanus to turn it into my favorite song.

Phonomanus by Nanoangel September 6, 2026

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Phonomanus

The mental act of transforming everyday, non-musical sounds (such as shoe scuffs or handclaps) into a specific melody or song.

I used Phonomanus to turn ordinary shoe scuffs into my favorite song.

Phonomanus by Nanoangel September 6, 2026

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Phonomaniac

A person who desires to murder.
A person who has homcidal tendencies.

I think John is a Phonomaniac because he told me of his homicidal tendencies.

Phonomaniac by Sociop January 5, 2017

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Phonomandibularotography

A very long word.

The scientific name of a screening of your lower jaw.

Hey bro, im going for my daily phonomandibularotography screening, see you later!

WTF IS THAT-

Phonomandibularotography by StickyCheeseSandwich February 13, 2023

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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