poonum 

Simply, squishy cheeks on ones face. It can be made by fat, but it is not limited to this - things like jaw alignment or soft/flexible skin can result in poonum.

When someone has a lot of poonum, it is very amusing to poke this person's cheek with a your finger and say poonum in a childish voice.

"Dude! Look at T-Dawg's cheeks. *pokes cheek* Heh heh, poonum!"

poonum by Ramous July 3, 2006

Poonum 

Someone who loves the online game of Runescape

Yo what you get up to last night?
I was online gaming being a right Poonum

Poonum by Epicyorkie February 9, 2021

poonum 

A word used to describe a enormously gay person or a sick, loose, floppy vag.

1. Dude, that guys is the biggest poonum fuck ive ever seen

2. She has the floppiest poonum ive ever fucked

poonum by Poonum April 19, 2005

Pornumentary 

Pornumentary is the play by play description of an occurring sexual activity between two people (usually inexperienced) who are totally unaware that their sexual activity can be heard by others.

The following is an excerpt from a pornumentary that I overheard between two teens who camped in a tent next to mine over the Memorial Day weekend.

Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?

Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!

Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!

Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!

Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!

Pornumentary by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008

poonami

poo-nah-mee NOUN

1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).

2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.

Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).

1. (splash) "Whoa... poonami!"

2. "Poonami alert - do NOT go in there!"

poonami by canoebrain November 9, 2012

Poonus Minimus 

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus

Poonus Minimus by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

Poonam 

The most beautiful someone could look without even the slightest of the makeup.

OMG! The girl sitting in Cafe Zinea was such a Poonam! I couldn't take my eyes off her.

That girl is so Poonam! I wish I could have her in my life.

Poonam by Lambuu March 30, 2020