phof

Patchy, wispy lip and chin hair on a young man’s face. Acronym PHOF for “Pussy Hair On Face.” Pronounced “pee hoff”

“Dude - Jared’s blonde phof looks amazing in the sunshine - I’m geeked for mine to come in.”

by T.S. Boogie May 5, 2021

phoffer

Syphodillaticanotopius frog shit.

Shut up you phoffer.

by Steaver370 May 4, 2004

phofall

When you drop your smart phone on your face when you're looking at it while lying on your back in bed.

Me: Laughing so hard looking at these dank memes caused me to phofall.
GF: You're a useless moron.

by jambdy July 8, 2018

phofulaite

the art of "flexing" the anus and vaginal muscles.

the stripper was able to phofulaite in and out the entire song.

by darrenkdog December 13, 2008

Phoff

A word (actually just a sound) once used by Professor Farnsworth to express discontentment, annoyance or incredulity at someone else's stupidity.

"Oh phoff!"

by BobblesDiMilo September 2, 2011

phofancy

Someone who dress well and expensive, but it’s a Façade. Looks fancy until you take a closer to find someone who just got lucky with a wardrobe selection.

Person 1: Calm down Mr. Fancy pants! Don’t let my dog at your shoes he’ll mess them up
Person 2: relax I’m phofancy

by That Raffy Taffy May 20, 2022

What’s the pH of Pi?

An unsolved pseudo-pi problem that has plagued autistic geeks or idiot savants, whose oft-contradictory answers or half-baked explanations have separated rather than brought them together—is the number π acidic, alkaline, or neutral?

Unlike synesthesia questions like “What’s the shape of pi?” and “What’s the color of zero?,” whose answers exhibit some common denominator among geeky dyslexics, the answer to “What’s the pH of pi?” remains so far elusive.

by MathPlus October 16, 2021