Phoff
A word (actually just a sound) once used by Professor Farnsworth to express discontentment, annoyance or incredulity at someone else's stupidity.
"Oh phoff!"
Phoff by BobblesDiMilo September 2, 2011
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da phoff
a being so extreme that the pits of hell cant contain him da phoff is so hardcore that one look of his clown haired inbread face will cause a epeleptic seizure
da phoff by hoooooolie September 30, 2006
Pheff
When you feel like a squish, warm inside, happy to the extent to where you can’t stop smiling with someone or something.
Pheff by Drew.Berks May 18, 2019
Pheffer
A slang word to use in any context you choose. Can represent a swear word or a name. Also can be used as a verb.
Pheffer by Annie pheffer March 9, 2019
Proffer
In federal criminal cases, cooperating with the government is commonly known as a proffer agreement, interview, proffer letter, or a “Queen for a Day” letter.
A proffer agreement is a written contract between a federal prosecutor and defendant, or a person under a criminal investigation, where they will make an agreement to give the prosecutor useful information. Their statements won't be used against them later in a criminal proceeding.
A proffer agreement is a written contract between a federal prosecutor and defendant, or a person under a criminal investigation, where they will make an agreement to give the prosecutor useful information. Their statements won't be used against them later in a criminal proceeding.
Proffer by connierobinsonkc March 21, 2023
profflenine
Prah-Full-Nine
To be reffered to as one's genitalia.
The sexual organ of any organism.
I.E. Penis, testicle, or vagina.
To be reffered to as one's genitalia.
The sexual organ of any organism.
I.E. Penis, testicle, or vagina.
My profflenine is itchy.
I have crabs stuck in the hair of my profflenine.
Your profflenine is smaller than my profflenine.
I have crabs stuck in the hair of my profflenine.
Your profflenine is smaller than my profflenine.
profflenine by Chuck Lee Profflenine March 18, 2008
Profficial
The word profficial is a combination of the words professional and official. When the two words are combined and used as one, it is usually in reference to someone of great importance who is good at what they do.
Also see legit.
Also see legit.
Profficial by James K. Brown August 10, 2009
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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