One who is addicted to the Facebook made famous cellphone game that is similar to bejeweled. This person sits and plays candy crush in his or her free time between tasks. All free time is consumed by playing the game and either trying to beat endless and pointless levels of little colorful candy pieces. One is classified as a addict if he or she can not function without playing the game. Also this person continuously sends out requests for lives on Facebook like the game is going out of style.
Person 1: Hey I got like 100 invites from Franie for Candy Crush.
Person 2: Yeah me too!
Person 1: This guy is ridiculous, seems like all he does is play candy crush.
Person 2: Right, this dude is a freaking
candy crush addict!
Buy a
Candy Crush Addict
mug!
Its when you are fucking a girl doggy style and put both of your hands on her shoulders and start thrusting back forth like your riding a snow mobile.
"I was
fucking Monica like a two handed snow mobiler"
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Two handed snow mobiler
mug!
Consistent fibberary, trying to explain oneself with lies, repeat lies building upon lies to try to cover up other lies. Refers to mouth
Person 1: Shut your lying hole. It's just disgussing that you have to lie and bullshit me.
When a chick is being hit on by another female either in a private or public setting ei. bar, bathroom, club, or street.
Being approached or solicited by another female for sexual favors in the bathroom.
Person 1: Hey bro, Where's Martha? She been gone for a long time. Is she being
dyked on?
Person 2: She went to the bathroom.
Person 1: She's probably being dyked on. fosho!
Its the most magical sex that a woman receives on Valentine's Day. A man's efforts are pushed to the limit deliver the most amazing sexual experience on the day of love. Can also be referred to as Valen D
Woman 1: How was your Valentine's Day?
Woman 2: I got the Valentine's D! I couldn't stop cumming.
Woman 1: I wish my man could bring the Valentine's D just once. I'm always using my vibrator to finish.
Thin shaved strip of hair just above the hairline to keep track of when to return for a touch up haircut. A new way for barbers and hairdressers to create demand for haircuts. Hair economics! Supply and Demand! They call it cleaning up the reseeding hairline. I call it fuzz patch that needs trimming!
Customer: Hey Nunu what’s this thing your shaving into my hairline.
Barber: Oh nothing it’s just a new style
Customer: Looks like some kind of meter, like a haircut-meter!
Barber: Nope! Shut up you look nice!
A guy a girl just uses for a free dinner from online dating services like Tinder or Bumble or OKcupid.
Guy 1: Yo Phil how'd your date go on Friday!
Guy 2: That bitch was looking for a free dinner!
Guy 1: These chicks are just looking for a dinner daddy. Don't be a free rider
Guy 2: Eh fuck it 60 percent of the time, works everytime!
