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Last name of big dick guys who are 1 of the 2 things

1: smart, amazing in bed and get her to cum before he does at least 2 if not multiple times. He pays the bills, maybe not on time but always. He tries to make his wife or gf happy and his kids happy. Does like to spend money on dumb stuff but also spends it on things for you.

Or

2: May be well endowed but can't use it, barley can jerk off and always nuts right before the girl does. Skips from one job to another and doest care about bills only parties. Uses anyone and everyone's car and tries to act like it's his and constantly lies.... most the time on dope and always says I been clean for 2 years now.
So I'm dating a PHILYAW!

Which kind?

Well he has a nice car and got me off 3 times!!!
philyaw by The big dick jones June 21, 2022
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e.m.philyaw 

A weird yet charming young man who makes music videos based on the famous musician jack Stauber.

His strange yet fun videos have made a whole age group of people happy!
Ever heard of E.M.Philyaw? Go check him out... he’s great!
e.m.philyaw by Yogoma November 4, 2020

e.m.philyaw 

A weird yet charming young man who makes music videos on his favorite music artist - Jack Stauber
E.M.Philyaw Is A Cool Youtuber
e.m.philyaw by Yogoma November 4, 2020

jozy philyaw 

NAME, The name of a brutal king. He loves his queen, give her the best dick, and always protects his castle. Usually small in stature but can rip your dick off and feed it to swine. Can fuck you in love to him and will grab your dreams from the stars and hand them to you. Is amazing at any and everything he does and will learn your job in 1 hour do it better and make you feel incompetent. If you piss him off he will fuck your wife or girlfriend with his queen, tape it and send it to you mom and friends.
FRIEND-DUDE WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

GUY- (IN TEARS) MY WIFE LEFT ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE LAUGHING, ALL THEY SAID WAS YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PISSED JOZY PHILYAW OFF

FRIEND- SO YOU DONT WANT TO WATCH THE VIDEO?

philawesome 

adj. to be as awesome as Phil Maloney from the band Fighting For Ithaca.
ex 1. guy 1: "damn that guy was a dick...but i still love him!"
guy 2: "Dude he was philawesome!"

ex 2. "damn you're hot...but you're so mean to me! I guess that makes you philawesome?"
philawesome by imsojoeyful May 26, 2011

philawarepragueacago 

The location represented by residing in Philadelphia, Delaware, Prague and Chicago simultaneously.
That's why I need a network that works where I live, a place called "Philawarepragueacago".

Phildawgin 

A form of time travel where you sleep more than 14 hours in one day. When awoke you feel as though you missed everything that occurred.
Yo Son, I was up late playing that new Halo joint all night and getting crunk, I did not wake up to the next day. My life passed me by in my sleep...I was Phildawgin it.
Phildawgin by PeteNice November 16, 2012
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