Last name of big dick guys who are 1 of the 2 things
1: smart, amazing in bed and get her to cum before he does at least 2 if not multiple times. He pays the bills, maybe not on time but always. He tries to make his wife or gf happy and his kids happy. Does like to spend money on dumb stuff but also spends it on things for you.
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2: May be well endowed but can't use it, barley can jerk off and always nuts right before the girl does. Skips from one job to another and doest care about bills only parties. Uses anyone and everyone's car and tries to act like it's his and constantly lies.... most the time on dope and always says I been clean for 2 years now.
1: smart, amazing in bed and get her to cum before he does at least 2 if not multiple times. He pays the bills, maybe not on time but always. He tries to make his wife or gf happy and his kids happy. Does like to spend money on dumb stuff but also spends it on things for you.
Or
2: May be well endowed but can't use it, barley can jerk off and always nuts right before the girl does. Skips from one job to another and doest care about bills only parties. Uses anyone and everyone's car and tries to act like it's his and constantly lies.... most the time on dope and always says I been clean for 2 years now.
by The big dick jones June 21, 2022
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