phert

The release of gas from the anus. Often times this type of release of pressure is followed by laughing due to it's high pitched sound.

"Phert," says Javi's butthole after a wonderful taco dinner.

Mmmm, that salsa was delicious, "phert"

Think Harry's diherrea scene in Dumb and Dumber.

by kevin rucker May 10, 2006

perts

This is short for pertinent information.

Coworker: I've got a potential customer on line 2 for you.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.

by goose_on_a_roof February 28, 2018

perts

Aesthetically the perfect breasts, not too big and can hold their own against gravity and blouse tug (derived from "pert and perky")

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

phartom

An unknown entity that excretes odorous gasses on unsuspecting victims. Persons that claim to have had encounters with phartoms claim to notice a temperature change, their neck hairs rise or a breeze blowing.

i don't know where that bad smell came from- must be a phartom in da house.

by spiderdan July 18, 2005

hello perth

An Australian expression used to convey that the information is old news and has been heard or seen before. This stems from the timezone of Perth, Australia being 2-3 hours behind the rest of Australia, with Western Australian residents often being the last to hear about anything.

More recently used in group messages, to indicate the same meme has already been sent to the group.

Alan: Did you hear Jake joined the army?
Charlie: Hello Perth!

by Seanason July 17, 2018

perth

The place where all musicians forget exists

I wanted to go see Coldplay, but they aren't coming to Perth...

by Immy707 November 12, 2015

peerth

A fobby person who works at a conveience store, gas station, hotel, doctors office, IT. They usually have a heavy accent and refer to a person as a buddy or a pal.

peerth: whats up buddy what can I get you today
me: nothing much just grabbing a slurpie and some doritos

by Pierre Duegles May 6, 2013