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Pantaloon 

in Tyler Joseph's eyes, the man who killed your grandfather when you were nine, the pantaloon is also your father.
person 1: yeah I heard he became the pantaloon.
person 2: damn, he must be crazy now.
Pantaloon by that fangirl February 13, 2018

The Pantaloon

"Hey, have you heard The Pantaloon from TØPs first album?"

"Yeah, it's amazing!"

Pantalooned 

The act of being highly inebriated. On the scale of intoxication, 'Pantalooned' occurs just before becoming paralytic, where everything is hilarious.
Example 1:
Please join us tonight for a party at the local watering hole.
Drinks are on us so we expect you all to get thoroughly pantalooned

Example 2:

Jim: "You would not believe how drunk this chic was last night"
Louis: "Haha, was she white girl wasted?"
Jim: " Na, she was completely pantalooned, it was a right laugh!"
Pantalooned by J.R.R. Lolkin January 15, 2017

pantaloon 

A garment that is worn on the legs. Pantaloons generally fasten around the waist and reach to the ankles.
"Your pantaloons are most excellent."
pantaloon by Licktheoutlet August 11, 2005

Pantaloon 

A song by the smol bean Tyler Joseph. The song starts with him saying his grandad died when he was 9 and he thinks it was the pantaloon
The pantaloon is his father

This is a song btww
Your grandpa died when you we're 9

You have learnt way to soon you should never trust the pantaloon
Your dad is now the pantaloon

pantaloons 

pants in general, or more specifically, pants which are so big that they look like a balloon around your legs.
omg, those pantaloons look ridiculous on you!
pantaloons by Rosepartymix August 17, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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