Phartamones 

Phartamones are like a humans flatulence way of mate calling they only appeal to the oppisite sex. And is basically saying come mate with me.

"Alice was giving off so many phartamones I couldn't help but want to sniff her."

Phartamones by scootmcdoot April 22, 2014

phartsmone 

1. Cynical juxtaposition of the word smartphone, used to disparage excessive usage of the device.

2. App that sounds like a loud gastric blowout used in crowded busses, subways, elevators etc. to move back passengers and provide surrounding free space.

On a crowded subway, he took out his phartsmone and dialed in a loud gastric blowout that scattered disgusted passengers and provided a seat for him.

phartsmone by Jerome Myer December 22, 2022

phartsmone 

A cynical use of the word smartphone.

My trip on the subway was all about navigating a tempest sea of people on phartsmones.

phartsmone by Jerome Myer December 15, 2022

pharmomones 

Biochemical signals emitted by organisms, conveying information through distinct scents, often perceptible by the human olfactory system.

I just walked by the patient room and his pharmomones smell like Pseudomonas....he might have an open leg ulcer.

pharmomones by KCPharm November 25, 2023