Pantaloons

Your wifes crunchy polka dotted crotchless bloomers....Or your husband's man panties..

Sara don't you think it's about time you wash your pantaloons, its been a coons age since them been washed they stiffer than my morning wood!

by Cinders and HEvil September 11, 2019

Pantaloons

Pants or trousers that look like what pirates wore with boots or something

My mom wore pantaloons for Halloween ,she won the the scariest costume contest.

by Zeetee January 15, 2019

Pantaloons

When your pants are a little to tight

Sally looks hot in those pantaloons over there

by Sally bob December 11, 2016

Pantaloon

in Tyler Joseph's eyes, the man who killed your grandfather when you were nine, the pantaloon is also your father.

person 1: yeah I heard he became the pantaloon.
person 2: damn, he must be crazy now.

by that fangirl February 13, 2018

The Pantaloon

An amazing Twenty Øne Piløts song

"Hey, have you heard The Pantaloon from TØPs first album?"

"Yeah, it's amazing!"

by Twentyonepilotss July 16, 2016

Pantalooned

The act of being highly inebriated. On the scale of intoxication, 'Pantalooned' occurs just before becoming paralytic, where everything is hilarious.

Example 1:
Please join us tonight for a party at the local watering hole.
Drinks are on us so we expect you all to get thoroughly pantalooned

Example 2:

Jim: "You would not believe how drunk this chic was last night"
Louis: "Haha, was she white girl wasted?"
Jim: " Na, she was completely pantalooned, it was a right laugh!"

by J.R.R. Lolkin January 15, 2017

pantaloon

A garment that is worn on the legs. Pantaloons generally fasten around the waist and reach to the ankles.

"Your pantaloons are most excellent."

by Licktheoutlet July 21, 2005