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Pantalooned 

The act of being highly inebriated. On the scale of intoxication, 'Pantalooned' occurs just before becoming paralytic, where everything is hilarious.
Example 1:
Please join us tonight for a party at the local watering hole.
Drinks are on us so we expect you all to get thoroughly pantalooned

Example 2:

Jim: "You would not believe how drunk this chic was last night"
Louis: "Haha, was she white girl wasted?"
Jim: " Na, she was completely pantalooned, it was a right laugh!"
Pantalooned by J.R.R. Lolkin January 15, 2017
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Pantaloon 

in Tyler Joseph's eyes, the man who killed your grandfather when you were nine, the pantaloon is also your father.
person 1: yeah I heard he became the pantaloon.
person 2: damn, he must be crazy now.
Pantaloon by that fangirl February 13, 2018

Pantalone 

He is one of the 11 Fatui Harbingers.

He is the hottest mf that ever exists, you can get all wet just hearing his voice. He works at the Northland Bank and he is in a relationship with his money.
me: "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN PANTALONE? I'M CUMMING SO HARD!!"

person: "YES! HE IS A HOT BANKER"
Pantalone by xiaosminchiao November 27, 2022

The Pantaloon

"Hey, have you heard The Pantaloon from TØPs first album?"

"Yeah, it's amazing!"

pantaloon 

A garment that is worn on the legs. Pantaloons generally fasten around the waist and reach to the ankles.
"Your pantaloons are most excellent."
pantaloon by Licktheoutlet August 11, 2005

Pantaloon 

A song by the smol bean Tyler Joseph. The song starts with him saying his grandad died when he was 9 and he thinks it was the pantaloon
The pantaloon is his father

This is a song btww
Your grandpa died when you we're 9

You have learnt way to soon you should never trust the pantaloon
Your dad is now the pantaloon

pantaloons 

pants in general, or more specifically, pants which are so big that they look like a balloon around your legs.
omg, those pantaloons look ridiculous on you!
pantaloons by Rosepartymix August 17, 2007
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