Phanzanoon 

Someone who farts is the bathtub and bites at the bubbles.

Terry is a phanzanoon.

Phanzanoon by Monica Leer December 9, 2008

ponzanoon 

Someone who farts in the bathtub and tries to bite the bubbles.

Rebecca T. is such a ponzanoon.

ponzanoon by Quimby April 17, 2003

phantamoon 

close your eyes;think of the worst possible thing in your head right now; open them;... and that.. is a phantamoon

Jenn, Amanda , Nikki, and Brianna's phantamoon is a large bone structure on a wide eyed freshmen named Angel

phantamoon by BoliBroke February 1, 2006